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JJ Abrams Ruined My Star Wars Experience

In 2015 there was so much hype behind the next generation of Star Wars movies. Ten years after the last live-action movie release of Revenge of the Sith we were getting new characters with incredible new actors like Adam Driver and John Boyega. Star Wars fans were practically begging for more Star Wars, even the […]

Day Thirteen

At the beginning of this year, as I do every year, I make a list of twenty goals I want to complete by New Year’s Eve. Riding a Segway has been on my list every year that I can remember until this year. Almost two years of sitting at home alone for most of the […]

In Tents Update!

I have a quick update and some fun news for me! Over the last week my horror script “In Tents” has jumped up 14% on CoverFly! While attempting to save their marriage, two campers find themselves fighting for their lives against a group of masked strangers who have seemingly begun to impulsively hunt them in […]

The X-Men Movie Timeline

Have A Drink With Me – Season 1 Episode 1, I was in the process of moving out of my apartment so the two-bedroom place I rented was completely empty. I left a power strip, a few chairs, and a small table in one of the bedrooms so Tom Flynn and I could record the […]

Have A Drink With Me

Have A Drink With Me (Hey!) Years and years ago my buddy Shawn Haran and I filmed small things together and wrote a lot of nonsense sketches. Around the same time I went on a URL spending spree buying odd domains like “whosgotthepoo.com” and “marklarowe.com” (to spite this photographer that told on me for drinking […]

Something quick to get me by…

I just spend the last two hours dealing with GoDaddy’s IT team to fix a few things on their end and while I waited I wanted to write something quick to get me by. My schedule has been pretty nuts lately. I got married, went to Mexico for a 10-day honeymoon, moved a lot of […]

The beats I inhale and the lyrics I breathe

I’ve been very fortunate. With the pandemic going on, Mandy and I have been lucky enough to happily spend every day together. In nine days, I’ll make her my wife and it’s the most important moment of my life. Today, for one of the first times in the past few months we had a day […]

Two Years

April 2nd 2018 I was laying in a bathtub trying to alleviate my lower back pain with the hot water and epsum salts. I had a bulging disk but I didn’t know the severity of it at the time. Every morning I had to lay in a hot bath for close to an hour just […]

Pro Wrestling – Part 1

In 1997 I watched Bret Hart take on Steve Austin with Ken Shamrock as the special referee at WrestleMania 13 and from the moment I saw that match I was absolutely hooked on pro wrestling. Every Monday I watched WWF’s Monday Night Raw and throughout the week I tuned into Shotgun Saturday Night, Sunday Night Heat, LiveWire, […]

In Tents

My main goal as a writer is to sell a script or two to get my name out there. I’ve entered multiple writing contests and got some great feedback but now I’m working on getting a buzz going with my horror / thriller screenplay “In Tents“. Logline: While attempting to save their marriage, two campers find […]

Beggar’s Gulch

12-23-2022 Update – It’s called “Pecker’s Gulch” again. In 2015 I started working on a silly filming idea I had about cops who found themselves in goofy situations similar to Reno 911!, but that would be shot in small, more formal formatted sketches. I had a few different ideas thrown around for it story-wise and […]

West+Away

In August of 2018 Amanda and I decided to start a clothing line. We created roughly ten designs, gained a good amount of traction on the site and store along with a great amount of feedback. The clothing line wasn’t necessarily a source of income as we both have had solid jobs, but it was […]

The Serpent and The Spellbreaker

I started writing in the beginning of 2015. Originally I had moved to Los Angeles to do standup and acting. There were numerous fun things I was involved in like a Google commercial, I was in a Lifetime movie with Hamburger, and I got to do a lot of auditions; my least favorite being for […]

Maintaining Productiveness

Yesterday I took part in my first Twitter Mixer. A group of screenwriters got together online to chat about their current projects, future endeavors, and past accomplishments. It was quite refreshing being able to join in on a forum with fellow writers, I was even able to chat with someone who beat me out in […]

Thoughts and Projects

With everything currently going on the with coronavirus, I wanted to make a post to remind myself down the road that I’ve remained very productive through all of the chaos. Mandy and I have been shacked up indoors for a couple of weeks now; we completed a 1,000 piece Star Wars puzzle, I got to […]

April 2016 | Design Challenge

In April I will do a design a day; including illustrations, fonts, typography, sketches, apparel design, and whatever else I come up with. I feel it’s a great way to stay creative, and try new things. April 30th: Nien Nunb sketch April 29th: Unbreakable! It’s a miracle! April 28th: The return of Excelsior! April 27th: […]

WonderCon 2016

Hell yes. This year I went to my first comic book convention, WonderCon in Los Angeles. I received the last minute notice from San Diego Comic Con in my email that tickets were available, so I immediately purchased an $18 Sunday only badge. With only two weeks between buying the ticket and the actual event, […]

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